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Nov 13 -

girlfriend wanted



by Matthew Gray Gubler



must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes



no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist



cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply



voluptuous figures a plus



any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed



i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely



must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late



i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn



I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult



I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time



all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

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